#16 Kung Fu Zombie 1982

Contrary to what I previously said Zombies + Kungfu != Fucking Awesome.

This had a few funny moments but otherwise was totally lame on all fronts. I am so disappointed. It was very badly subtitled, so half the time I could not read what was being said. Often the characters would speak and there was no subtitle, not that it would have made any difference.

The bad guy tries to raise zombies to kill the main character Pang. That doesn't work and he ends up getting killed by them. Then his ghost tries repeatedly to get "reincarnated" by taking over the bodies of the dead. A different bad guy wants to kill Pang's father. Pang kills Baddy #2. Baddy #1 tries to take over the body of Baddy #2. Doesn't work because Baddy #2 comes back from the dead. Instead Baddy #1 takes over Pang's father's body. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

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