#18 Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-up Zombies 1963
WTF?!
I had such high expectations with a title like that. Only to have them dashed against the rocky shore like the main character was at the end. This was billed as the first monster musical. There were 3 times more song and dance routines than there were zombies. There were only three zombies that caused anything that resembled mayhem. And they weren't really even zombies. They were guys that the boardwalk fortune teller had been hypnotized and then threw acid on their faces. It took an hour and eight minutes before we even saw one of the zombies.
I actually started reading a book about fractal geometry while watching this one. If being lame was a superpower, this movie would easily kick Magneto's ass.
1486m
I had such high expectations with a title like that. Only to have them dashed against the rocky shore like the main character was at the end. This was billed as the first monster musical. There were 3 times more song and dance routines than there were zombies. There were only three zombies that caused anything that resembled mayhem. And they weren't really even zombies. They were guys that the boardwalk fortune teller had been hypnotized and then threw acid on their faces. It took an hour and eight minutes before we even saw one of the zombies.
I actually started reading a book about fractal geometry while watching this one. If being lame was a superpower, this movie would easily kick Magneto's ass.
1486m
posted by Scarecrowink at 3/31/2006 10:24:00 PM
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I just wanted to point out that reading science and math books is how I know that lightyears are a measure of distance and not time.
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