Zombie movies

Monday, May 08, 2006

#42 I, Zombie: A Chronicle of Pain 1998

This was an interesting idea but it would have been better with more action.

A man is bitten by a zombie and then slowly keeps a record of his slow mental and physical slow deterioration slow. Did I mention the movie was slow? As he falls apart he tries to fix himself along the way. At first he does so by covering up with make-up, eventually fixing a broken leg by screwing metal strips to his leg.

One thing I learned is if your body is falling apart masturbating a lot might be a bad idea.

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1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Daddy, what does "masturbating" mean?

8:46 PM  

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